Hm
Virginia was a "lot lizard" from F.L.A F#
She had a compound fracture in the "trunk" Hm
It started when she run away EG
Thumbs out on the interstate F#Hm
She hitched a ride to misery
"Mr Whirly" had a catastrophic incident
He fell into the city by the bay
He liquidated his estate
Now he sleeps upon the Haight
Panhandling misery
Chorus: F#
Hes gonna get high Hm
when hes low EGF#
The fire burns from better days F#
and she screams why Hm
I said I dont know EGF#
The catastrophic hymns from yesterday
Of misery
Verse:
Vinnie was a hustler out of Amsterdam
He ran the drug cartel in "tinsel town"
They found him in a Cadillac
Bludgeoned with a baseball bat
In the name of misery
Gina hit the road to New York City
Mysteriously the night Vinnie croaked
She stopped in Vegas to elope
With Virginia and the dope
And kissed the bride eternally
Chorus:
GF#Hm
Hell hounds on your tail now once again boy
Its groping on your leg until it sleeps
the emptiness will fill your soul with sorrow GF#
because its not what you make its what you leave